Thursday, March 21, 2013

Sew, No!

The Murder Weapon?

Movie Trailer

Sound track: melodramatic music (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.)

Camera zooms in on bedroom door as the lyrics proclaim "No escape from reality."

Cut to woman lying on the floor next to a pile of knitting and crocheting. Beside her, a needle, thread, crochet hook, scissors.
Could she be the latest victim of:

The Unsewn! 

Woman stirs, mutters: Why don't I ever remember how much time it takes?  Why can't I learn to love seamless construction? (Sob!)

Amateur Auteur mutters:  Why didn't I remember that the camera records audio, too?

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