Sneaky Me: Oh, nothing.
Strict Me: Pretty bulgy for "nothing."
Sneaky Me: Oh, it must be those dish towels I ordered. I'll just go put them away.
Strict Me: Why are you going upstairs? I thought you kept dishtowels in the kitchen?
Sneaky Me: Oh, I meant to go downstairs. To the laundry. You know how towels smell funny until you wash them.
Strict Me: Hm-m-m-m. Why don't I believe you?
Sneaky Me: Alright. It's art. Fiber art. Don't roll your eyes at me. Okay, it's yarn. But it's club yarn. And it's art. It doesn't count as adding to stash.
Go see for yourself.