Innumeracy + Wishful Thinking = Lace Knitting Disaster.
How many times did I re-knit rows 3 through 5? More than once? More than twice? More than sanity could support?
No matter how many times I counted, the actual 101 stitches always added up to the desired 102 stitches. So why was the pattern off in Row 5?
What's that you say? A missing yarnover in Row 2? Oh. Okay. *Rip. Re-Knit.* Repeat from * to * as many times as you can stand.
Hm-m-m, still not right. COuld the problem be in Row 1. Oh. Okay. Rip. Re-knit.
Bonus lameness points: the pattern is my own design.
No alcohol was involved in this incident. Not until after it was over.